restless
  • being late
  • things i said five minutes ago
  • things i said five years ago
  • people touching me
  • being around a ton of people
  • being yelled at
  • wondering if people are talking about me
  • every action i do
  • and just about everything else

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me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
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opacular:


Jay-Z drinking Cognac out of his Grammy

of course

opacular:

Jay-Z drinking Cognac out of his Grammy

of course

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pete860:

holy shit

pete860:

holy shit

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policymic:

Sorry young women, the Oscars don’t represent you

An LA Times study found that Academy Award voters are 94% Caucasian, 77% male and have a median age of 62. Men make up 90% of five branches from cinematography to writing, and of the 43 board governors, only six are women. It makes me wonder, if more young people were members of the Academy, might the Oscar nominations change?
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policymic:

Sorry young women, the Oscars don’t represent you

An LA Times study found that Academy Award voters are 94% Caucasian, 77% male and have a median age of 62. Men make up 90% of five branches from cinematography to writing, and of the 43 board governors, only six are women. It makes me wonder, if more young people were members of the Academy, might the Oscar nominations change?

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milkmanner:

Acryla gouache on paper

milkmanner:

Acryla gouache on paper

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saybyebyepond:

I always see posts about people talking about how tampon and pads ads have girls on beaches and things like that.

And yet in Australia we have really ridiculous advertisements for sanitary products that have girls running around doing shit and this guy

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vriskafromstatefarm:

basedgosh:

girlfriends who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate times are evil and powerful and should be feared

My ex and i were out to dinner with his mom once, it was like the second time she took us out, and he was trying to tickle me so i reached under the table and slowly ran a finger up his leg and he suddenly got still and cleared his throat and said “ill be right back” and i dont think ive ever been more proud of myself

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

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