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most likely devouring toast with crunchy peanut butter.

bigbardafree:

my tags for female characters I love are often like “my queen” and “actual goddess” but my tags for male characters I love are often “my baby” and “this child” because men are babies and women are ethereal beings

Thanks to Robert Downey Jr for nominating me for the #IceBucketChallenge. Challenge accepted. I now nominate Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo and Chris Evans. You have 24 hours! Don’t forget to make a donation at http://ALSA.org/

nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

johaxnnamason:

annabellioncourt:

SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.

HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.

NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,

BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.

ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE FROM ROMEO & JULIET:

"A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET"

THE RIVAL THEATRE WAS CALLED THE ROSE

AND THEY HAD A SEWAGE PROBLEM

NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL LINE BUT ALSO A PUN AND WILLY SHAKES THROWING SHADE

thepasta-nerada:

deliverusfromsburb:

karemloo:

fuckyeahlukemyernaked:

never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’

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I CANT HANDLE THIS

are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’

yes

susancutie:

My cord holder.

susancutie:

My cord holder.

plaidandredlipstick:

the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

smoking-suicide:

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

100% not joking
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